Office by Alex Penny
Rachel, 20, go to school in Missouri, this is a really random blog filled with celeb photos and the occasional re-telling of my sexual misadventures at the Harvard of the Midwest!
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Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?
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2:13 is close enough to 2 for my taste. Fuck curfew. I’m almost 21 and I have a curfew… This is sad.
Had dinner with Steve and his parents last night, it wasn’t planned or anything but it was fun. His parents are pretty funny but of course he was mortified the whole time cause they told a couple embarrassing stories about him. After that I went home and Steve texted me saying that his parents said they liked me. So I guess that means that Steve will have to come over here for dinner sometime, that’s a scary thought.
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Gotta love Matt & Ben
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So I know I’ve been neglecting you tumblr, and there really is no excuse so I guess I’ll update my online and completely public diary. So Friday night I invited Steve to come with me to LRS and we went swimming. Ok we didn’t do that much swimming, mostly we just talked and made out in the hot tub, then we had sex in it. Sorry children who use the hot tub, at least the chlorine will disinfect it.
Then last night happened, Steve invited me to a party one of his friends was throwing. It was really fun, there was plenty of keg beer being consumed that night and everybody were super friendly. Then at about 1:30 we left the party and went back to his house, we hooked up and then went to sleep. In the morning I got some pretty strong texts from my parents asking where I was. SO after talks with both the ‘rents I have a 2 am curfew, it could have been a lot worse. But I really hope this doesn’t effect their opinion of Steve, my mom especially, cause I really like him and it would make hanging out with him difficult.
So tomorrow I’m headed to Iowa to spend a few days with Susana for her birthday, I’m excited it should be fun and I’ll come back with my super hipster Oscar Wilde tattoo.
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Ok me and Steve are flirting in French over text messages. What is this?